I am the bone of my sword

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I’m the knife in your back when you least expect it and I’m not even sorry about it.

My ex said that when I walked in with my new girlfriend.

My dog said that when I tried to take his spot on the couch.

My math teacher said that when I cheated on the test.

I’m the reason you’re getting a C in this class and you know it.

My cousin said that when I failed his history test.

My mom said that when I skipped breakfast again.

My crush said that when I texted him during class.

I’m the punchline to your joke and you’re the one getting laughed at.

My friend said that when I made a silly face in class.

My dad said that when I told a bad joke at the dinner table.

My teacher said that when I interrupted her lecture.

I’m the fire in your pants and the smoke in your eyes.

My brother said that when he got into a fight with my dad.

My crush said that when he saw me in a tight shirt.

My neighbor said that when my dog barked at his cat.

I’m the breakfast of champions and the lunch of the weak.

My brother said that when I ate all the pancakes.

My mom said that when I skipped lunch again.

My teacher said that when I passed the test.

I’m the one who’s going to beat you up and you’re gonna like it.

My brother said that when I won our video game match.

My crush said that when I showed up to school with his favorite shirt.

My dad said that when I got a bad grade.