I am the 1%

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You think you’re rich? Your parents are probably still paying for your dumbass college debt. You’re the 1% and probably eat lobster out of a stripper’s toilet.
You’re the 1%? I’ve seen richer people beg for change.
You think you’re rich? Your mom still sends you money for pizza.
You’re the 1%? I live in a dumpster and I’ve had better food.
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You’re the 1%? You probably got your job because your uncle works at the bank. You live in a mansion while I live in my car.
Your job is because of your uncle? No wonder you’re the 1%.
You live in a mansion? I live in my car and I’m the real winner.
You think you’re rich? I’ve had better jobs.
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You’re the 1%? You got your money from your rich ass parents. I got my money from stealing your lunch money.
You got money from your parents? I got mine from stealing yours.
You think you’re rich? I’ve stolen from richer people.
You’re the 1%? I’ve had better parents.
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