I Am That Guy

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The guy your girl runs to when you’re busy being a useless piece of garbage or too lazy to give her what she wants.
My girl left me for the pizza guy. I was too busy eating my feelings.
He’s the reason I got dumped on a Tuesday. He’s got a pizza and a smile.
She’s with the guy who brings her pizza, not the one who forgets to bring her coffee.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who sits on a chair, holds a minigun like it’s his baby, and yells at you for touching his gun while he shoots a whole bunch of enemies for no reason.
Heavy just yelled at me for breathing near his gun. I didn’t even touch it.
He shot ten enemies just to prove he could.
He fires for twelve seconds and then acts like it’s a miracle.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A weird Canadian who holds doors open for nobody and stares at walls like they’re judging him. He might be God or just really confused.
He held the door open for me even though I was like a mile away.
He looked at the wall like it just insulted him.
He’s been seen in Texas. Maybe he’s the devil.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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You don’t want to be the retard. You just want to say you’re not better than everyone. So you fake being the retard and give him credit that should be yours.
I pretended to be the retard just so I could say I’m not the best.
He got all the glory, but I did the work.
I took credit for his dumb stuff just to look cool.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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What you say when you’re not that guy, but you wish you were. It’s like saying you’re not the cool one, but you still want to be.
I said, ‘I’m not that guy,’ but I still wish I was.
He said, ‘I’m not that guy,’ but he still acted like he was.
She said, ‘I’m not that guy,’ but she’s still pretending.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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