Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Says you kicked the other person’s butt in an argument and you’re too full of yourself to shut up about it

I am teh win because you said my mom’s ugly

I am teh win because you failed my math test

I am teh win because you cried when I took your snack

2

Means you think you’re the best and you’re not afraid to tell everyone you’re the best

I am teh win because I got the last slice of pizza

I am teh win because I beat you at chess

I am teh win because your dog pooped on my shoe

3

You’re so proud of yourself you probably think you’re a god and you’re going to tell everyone about it

I am teh win because I passed the test

I am teh win because I didn’t cry when you yelled at me

I am teh win because you said my hair was ugly

4

You’re so happy you won an argument you might just explode and everyone will hear you

I am teh win because I beat you at rock paper scissors

I am teh win because you called my dog fat

I am teh win because I didn’t fail the test

5

You think you’re so good you might start a religion just to brag about it

I am teh win because I got the best grade

I am teh win because you said my voice is annoying

I am teh win because I beat you at video games

6

You’re so happy you won you might start dancing and no one will know why

I am teh win because I got the last cookie

I am teh win because you called my friend a crybaby

I am teh win because you cried when I won