i am superior

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I’m the king of everything. You’re just a sad, sweaty nobody who probably still uses a flip phone.

You got a B on your math test. I got a 100. You’re a disgrace.

You failed to beat my high score. I don’t even try anymore.

You said you’d be rich by 25. I’m already rich at 12.

You’re like a broken toaster. I’m the microwave. I make everything better.

You’re still wearing the same pants from 2018. I have a new outfit every day.

You can’t even beat me in a video game. You’re a disgrace to gamers everywhere.

You got kicked out of class. I got a medal.

You’re the trash I step on. I’m the fancy shoes that make you look like a fool.

You cried when you lost. I laughed when I won.

You still use a paper map. I use Google Maps and I’m still better.

You got grounded. I got a trophy.