I am stingin for a cone

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what you yell when your friends are all hungover and you're ready to punch a punch bowl because you've been sober for two days straight and your wife's gone on a business trip and you're about to start a Gatorade band with your buddies
I am stingin for a cone, I'm gonna kill this punch bowl!
I am stingin for a cone, I can't take this silence no more!
I am stingin for a cone, I need a Gatorade saxophone now or I'll die!
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what you scream at your bros when you're dry as a bone and your wife's out of town and you're ready to form a Gatorade orchestra just to get your sanity back
I am stingin for a cone, I'll drink a Gatorade and punch a wall if I have to!
I am stingin for a cone, my brain's been dead for 48 hours!
I am stingin for a cone, my wife's gone and I'm ready to start a band!
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what you say to your crew when you're about to lose your mind because you've been sober for two days and your wife's gone and you're gonna start a Gatorade band just to save your soul
I am stingin for a cone, my soul is dying!
I am stingin for a cone, I need a Gatorade saxophone now!
I am stingin for a cone, I'm gonna punch a punch bowl if I don't get a Gatorade!
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