I am speeeed

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a hacker is like speed, they break stuff and laugh while you cry
My account got hacked and my dog's Instagram got a filter I didn't ask for.
He cracked the test and made me fail just for fun.
My mom's phone is now a pizza delivery app and she doesn't know why.
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a hacker is speed, they log in like it’s a bedtime story and you’re the villain
My bank account is now a spaceship and I didn’t sign up for that.
My teacher’s computer turned into a dance party during math class.
My brother’s online gaming profile got stolen and he’s now playing with my dog.
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a hacker is speed, they rip your passwords like they’re ripe bananas
My password got stolen and now my dog knows my business.
My mom’s phone started sending texts to my dad’s boss.
My teacher’s computer got hacked and now it’s texting my principal.
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