I am sorry... NOT BITCH AAHAHAHAHA

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You messed up but you still laugh like you're the king of the world.

I broke my mom's favorite mug and laughed until I cried.

I got detention and still cackled like I won the lottery.

I lied to my teacher and laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair.

You feel zero guilt and are too busy being a loudmouth to care.

I cheated on the test and yelled 'I'm the best!' at the top of my lungs.

I stole my friend's lunch and yelled 'I'm a thief!' like it was a superpower.

I failed the exam and still cussed the teacher out like he owed me money.

You made a mistake and still acted like you were the one who saved the day.

I spilled pizza sauce on the floor and said 'It's a masterpiece!' like I was Picasso.

I missed the bus and yelled 'I'm late because I'm a legend!'

I fell down the stairs and still walked like I was in a superhero movie.

You think you're the only one who matters and laugh like you're in a comedy show.

I failed the quiz and said 'It's a joke! I'm the punchline!'

I got kicked out of class and laughed like I was in a stand-up show.

I messed up my hair and said 'It's a new look! I'm a fashion icon!'

You made a mistake and still think you're the best at everything.

I tripped over my shoelace and said 'I'm the best! I'm a champion!'

I drew on the walls and said 'This is art! I'm a genius!'

I dropped my phone in the toilet and said 'It's a bath! It's a spa day!'