I am sofa king we todd ed

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I am so stupid I could be the retarded king of a couch.

I failed math and I'm still proud of myself.

I tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.

I thought the moon was a giant cheese wheel.

I am so dumb I could be the idiot emperor of a lazy chair.

I walked into a wall and didn’t even notice.

I tried to text and sent a picture of my cat instead.

I thought Tuesday was a holiday.

I am so brainless I could be the moron lord of a broken couch.

I tried to fix my phone and made it worse.

I wore my socks inside out and didn’t notice.

I thought the sun was a giant flashlight.