I am Sober

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This app is for people who are trying to stop being a mess- whether it's from drinking, screaming at their ex, betting all their money, or eating a whole pizza in one sitting. It counts how long you've been a normal person and lets you post why you're trying to be better. You can also yell at other people who are still messed up.
I've been sober for 3 days. My brain is still broken but I'm getting there.
This app is the only thing keeping me from crying in a public bathroom.
I posted my sobriety note. It just says 'I want my life back.'
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When someone says they're sober, it means they're too tired, too sad, or too annoyed to even think about getting wasted. Just leave them alone until they’re ready to scream at the world again.
I’m sober. Don’t even try to talk to me.
I’m sober. I don’t want to hear your sobriety story right now.
Sober? I'm too tired to even think about being drunk.
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