I am silly

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I am the dumbest person ever and I don't even know it. It's like I'm a joke in a trash can and I'm proud of it.
I am silly, bro. I just ate a sock.
I am silly, I tried to talk to a wall and it talked back.
I am silly, I thought my dog was a detective.
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I’m so stupid I could make a rock cry. I’m the kind of person who thinks Friday is the start of the weekend.
I am silly, I tried to text my mom and sent a goat a message.
I am silly, I thought the moon was a cheese sandwich.
I am silly, I tried to ride a bicycle and it rode me.
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I am the human version of a broken calculator. I count my fingers and I still get it wrong.
I am silly, I tried to be a wizard and just made a mess.
I am silly, I thought my cat was a math teacher.
I am silly, I told my phone it was a chicken.
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I’m so silly I could make a math problem cry. I’m the kind of person who thinks Monday is the end of the weekend.
I am silly, I tried to dance with a chair and it won.
I am silly, I thought my shoes were a spaceship.
I am silly, I told my dog it was a philosopher.
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I am the dumbest person who ever wore pants. I think a pencil is a sword and I duel with it every day.
I am silly, I tried to cook and set the house on fire.
I am silly, I thought my phone was a duck.
I am silly, I tried to explain time to a clock.
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