i am pregnet

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a word that makes your mom cry and your dad pass out

I am pregnet and my dog just died

My cousin said I am pregnet and now I have to eat pizza

I am pregnet and my teacher is giving me extra homework

the worst thing to ever happen to your life and your pants

I am pregnet and my pants are now a relic

My friend said I am pregnet and now I can't wear shorts

I am pregnet and my mom is buying me a baby shower

a curse from the devil that makes you talk like a baby

I am pregnet and I just said 'ba ba ba'

My brother said I am pregnet and now I have to sing lullabies

I am pregnet and my teacher thinks I'm a genius