i am pool

I’m so cool I could be a pool. And I’m still cool.

I’m like a pool. Except I don’t have to be cleaned.

I’m so cool I could be a pool. I don’t need a lifeguard.

I’m the only one who can be a pool and still be alive.

I’m like a pool. But I don’t need to be filled up.

I’m so deep I could be a pool. And I still don’t need a net.

I’m so chill I could be a pool and still be chill.

I’m like a pool. But I don’t have to be cold.

I’m so chill I could be a pool. I don’t need a towel.

I’m the only one who can be a pool and not be drained.

I’m like a pool. But I don’t need to be emptied.

I’m so full I could be a pool. I don’t need to be filled.

I’m so lazy I could be a pool and not move.

I’m like a pool. But I don’t have to be cleaned.

I’m so lazy I could be a pool. I don’t even need to be there.

I’m so smooth I could be a pool and still be smooth.

I’m like a pool. But I don’t need to be wavy.

I’m so smooth I could be a pool. I don’t need to be shaken.