I am not your phone!

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This is what you yell when someone treats you like a damn phone. You’re not a remote control. You’re not a toy. You’re a person. And they’re being a total ass.
My cousin tried to rub my arm at the party. I screamed 'I AM NOT YOUR PHONE!' and walked out.
My boss touched my shoulder during a meeting. I said 'I AM NOT YOUR PHONE!' and left my coffee on his desk.
My crush grabbed my hand at lunch. I said 'I AM NOT YOUR PHONE!' and dropped my sandwich on the floor.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When someone tries to mess with you and you’re so mad you scream it like it’s the last thing you’ll ever say. You’re not a phone. You’re not a pet. You’re not a damn snack.
My little brother grabbed my face during a video call. I yelled 'I AM NOT YOUR PHONE!' and hung up on him.
My friend grabbed my face during a TikTok dance. I screamed 'I AM NOT YOUR PHONE!' and left the room.
My mom tried to braid my hair while I was on a Zoom call. I said 'I AM NOT YOUR PHONE!' and closed my laptop.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You shout it when someone’s touch is so annoying it feels like they’re trying to break your bones. You’re not a phone. You’re not a drone. You’re a human being. And you’re mad.
My teacher touched my shoulder during a test. I said 'I AM NOT YOUR PHONE!' and erased my whole answer.
My friend tried to grab my face during a game of Among Us. I screamed 'I AM NOT YOUR PHONE!' and kicked them out of the game.
My dad touched my back while I was texting. I yelled 'I AM NOT YOUR PHONE!' and dropped my phone in the toilet.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You yell it when someone treats you like you’re a robot. You’re not a phone. You’re not a thing. You’re not a damn object. You’re a person. And you’re furious.
My sister grabbed my face while I was on a call. I screamed 'I AM NOT YOUR PHONE!' and hung up on her.
My crush touched my arm during lunch. I said 'I AM NOT YOUR PHONE!' and threw my sandwich at him.
My friend tried to grab my face during a TikTok challenge. I yelled 'I AM NOT YOUR PHONE!' and ran out of the room.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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This is when someone tries to touch you and you’re so mad you yell it like it’s the last thing you’ll ever say. You’re not a phone. You’re not a snack. You’re not a pet. You’re just mad.
My brother touched my face during a video call. I said 'I AM NOT YOUR PHONE!' and hung up on him.
My friend grabbed my face during a game. I screamed 'I AM NOT YOUR PHONE!' and left the game.
My mom tried to braid my hair while I was on a Zoom call. I yelled 'I AM NOT YOUR PHONE!' and closed my laptop.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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