Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I’d rather eat a sock full of dirt than touch that stupid Quicktime Event on a Nintendo Gamecube.

I’d rather get hit by a truck than fail that Quicktime Event again.

If I touch that Quicktime Event, I swear I’ll quit gaming for good.

2

I’m not touching that Quicktime Event because it’s like a math test and I failed algebra.

I’d rather fight a dragon than press the right button at the right time.

That Quicktime Event is harder than my ex’s temper.

3

I’ll die before I touch that Quicktime Event on a Nintendo Gamecube.

If I touch that thing, I’ll turn into a vegetable.

I’d rather get a tattoo than mess up that Quicktime Event.

4

I’m not touching that Quicktime Event because it’s like being yelled at by my mom and my dad at the same time.

That Quicktime Event is like my job interview all over again.

I’d rather be stuck in traffic than touch that thing.

5

I’m not touching that Quicktime Event because it’s like trying to dance with a blind man.

That Quicktime Event is like doing a math problem while riding a horse.

I’d rather get a tooth pulled than touch that thing.

6

I’m not touching that Quicktime Event because it’s like my grandpa’s memory and my math homework combined.

That Quicktime Event is harder than getting up at 5 a. m. for school.

I’d rather take a bath in lava than touch that thing.