i am not amused

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what rich people say when they see something stupid and want to throw their money at you.
My cousin said 'I am not amused' when I told her I got a tattoo of a dancing potato.
My teacher said 'I am not amused' when I brought a goat to class.
My mom said 'I am not amused' when I ate her favorite shirt for breakfast.
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what posh people say when they are mad but don’t want to be obvious about it.
My uncle said 'I am not amused' when I spilled wine on his suit.
My aunt said 'I am not amused' when I told her I turned her dog into a chicken.
My dad said 'I am not amused' when I told him I bought a car with a goat inside.
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what high-class people say when they’re annoyed but still trying to look cool.
My neighbor said 'I am not amused' when I told her I started a band with my cat.
My grandma said 'I am not amused' when I told her I ate her entire cake in one bite.
My brother said 'I am not amused' when I told him I got a job at a chicken restaurant.
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