I am not a witch

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A lie so big it could make a camel blush and a donkey cry.

'I am not a witch' said like she just insulted the entire concept of magic.

'I am not a witch' as if everyone in the room didn't just lose their minds.

'I am not a witch' while looking at a chicken like it just betrayed her.

A statement so stupid it could make a toddler question their life choices.

'I am not a witch' said with the confidence of someone who just got caught eating glitter.

'I am not a witch' as if the whole world wasn't about to laugh at her.

'I am not a witch' while surrounded by chickens like they were her judges.

A claim so ridiculous it could make a conspiracy theorist back down.

'I am not a witch' said with the voice of a woman who just got fed up with magic.

'I am not a witch' like she was trying to convince a chicken and a donkey at the same time.

'I am not a witch' as if the whole world wasn't about to scream at her.