I am Neuropathy

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When you're so wasted you can't stand up and you lie and say your legs are on fire

I just drank a whole bottle of vodka and now my feet feel like they're being burned by a dragon

My legs are melting and I’m not even joking, I have neuropathy

I tried to walk and fell down, so I told my friend I have neuropathy, which is a lie

When you’re too high to move and you blame it on your nerves

I smoked three joints and now my toes are talking to me, it's neuropathy

I can't walk because my nerves are screaming, that's neuropathy

I took a hit of weed and my legs turned to jelly, that's neuropathy

When you can't stand up and you yell at your body for being weak

I tried to stand up and my legs gave out, I cursed my body for being weak

I sat down and didn't get up, I told my mom I have neuropathy

I tripped over my own feet and blamed it on my nerves