I am mother fucking Switzerland

My mom and dad are yelling at each other again. I just said, 'I am mother fucking Switzerland.'

At the bar. My friend started a fight. I stepped in and said, 'I am mother fucking Switzerland.'

During a group project. I refused to pick a side. 'I am mother fucking Switzerland.'

My friends got into a huge argument. I just said, 'I am mother fucking Switzerland.'

In the middle of a war. I just said, 'I am mother fucking Switzerland.'

During a presidential debate. I said, 'I am mother fucking Switzerland.'

During a family reunion. I said, 'I am mother fucking Switzerland.'

In the middle of a screaming match. I said, 'I am mother fucking Switzerland.'

During a sports game. I said, 'I am mother fucking Switzerland.'

At a restaurant. My friends got into a big argument. I said, 'I am mother fucking Switzerland.'

At school. Two friends had a huge fight. I said, 'I am mother fucking Switzerland.'

At a party. People started fighting. I said, 'I am mother fucking Switzerland.'

At the dinner table. My mom and dad were screaming. I said, 'I am mother fucking Switzerland.'

During a fight with my brother. I just said, 'I am mother fucking Switzerland.'

During a big argument with my friends. I said, 'I am mother fucking Switzerland.'

At the park. My friends got into a big argument. I just said, 'I am mother fucking Switzerland.'

At a concert. A fight broke out. I said, 'I am mother fucking Switzerland.'

During a debate. I said, 'I am mother fucking Switzerland.'