I am lesbian

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When your best friend yells they're lesbian and then screams caw caw caw caw like a mad chicken with a broken leg.

My best friend told me she's lesbian and then screamed caw caw caw caw in my face.

She said she's lesbian and then started making chicken noises so loud I thought the neighbors would call the cops.

I was about to believe her until she cawed like a feral chicken in the middle of my living room.

The truth you wish you could tell your parents but you're too scared to say it out loud.

I told my parents I'm going to a movie but I'm really going to a gay bar.

I wish I could tell my parents I'm lesbian but I'm too scared they'll kill me.

I’m lying to my parents and saying I’m going to the mall when I’m really going to a lesbian party.