I am Lemon

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When you yell 'I am Lemon!' and smash a lemon (or any other citrus) into your forehead until it explodes and you’re screaming like a banshee with citric acid in your eye. Don’t do this with anything that’s not a fruit or you’ll end up in the hospital or jail.
I am Lemon!”, he yelled, then proceeded to hit the lemon so hard it looked like it was crying blood.
She said 'I am Lemon!' and then the lemon went straight into her eye. It was glorious.
He tried to play 'I am Lemon' with a lime and got a concussion. His mom was not happy.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A brutal game where you shout 'I am Lemon!' and then beat the hell out of a lemon (or any citrus) until it’s smashed into your face and you’re left with a face full of juice and a life full of regrets.
'I am Lemon!' he shouted. Then he smashed the lemon into his face. It was like being hit with a juice box from hell.
She yelled 'I am Lemon!' and then the lemon hit her so hard, it felt like her eye was on fire.
He tried to play 'I am Lemon' with a grapefruit. Now he has a face full of grapefruit juice and a broken nose.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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You yell 'I am Lemon!' and then you beat the lemon (or any other citrus) against your forehead until it breaks and you’re screaming like you just got hit by a truck full of lemons.
He screamed 'I am Lemon!' and then he hit the lemon so hard, it looked like it had a black eye.
She said 'I am Lemon!' and the lemon went straight into her eye. Now she can’t see worth a damn.
He tried to play 'I am Lemon' with a tangerine and now he’s got tangerine juice in his eye and a headache that could kill a man.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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