I am leaving to get the milk

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Your dad said this before he left, and he probably had a hangover.

I am leaving to get the milk. I might die on the way.

I am leaving to get the milk. I'll be back when I'm not dead.

I am leaving to get the milk. If I don't come back, feed the cat.

Your dad's excuse for not coming back for 10 years.

I am leaving to get the milk. I will be back in 10 years.

I am leaving to get the milk. I might get lost forever.

I am leaving to get the milk. I might never come back.

Your dad's way of saying he's leaving forever.

I am leaving to get the milk. I'm never coming back.

I am leaving to get the milk. I'll be back when I'm dead.

I am leaving to get the milk. You're on your own now.