I Am Lazy , Not Redundant

I did the math. Why do I have to do it again? I’m not a robot.

You said the same thing three times. I’m not deaf, I’m just lazy.

I texted you once. You replied once. Now you’re texting me again? What is this? A never-ending loop?

I’m not repeating my answer. I’m just too tired to think.

You asked me the same question five times. I’m not dumb. I’m just lazy.

I said ‘yes’ once. Now you’re treating me like I have a second job.

I don’t need to explain it again. I just don’t want to explain it again.

You asked me once. Now you’re asking me again. What’s wrong with you?

I said it once. You didn’t hear it. That’s on you, not me.

You nagged me into repeating it. That’s not my fault.

I said it once. You didn’t listen. Now you’re asking me again. That’s not my fault.

You’re like a dog. I told you once. You didn’t listen. Now you’re barking at me again.

You asked me once. I said it once. Now you’re asking me again. That’s not my fault.

I don’t repeat things. I just don’t want to talk more than I have to.

I’m not a parrot. I don’t repeat things just because you want me to.

You wasted my time once. Now you’re wasting it again. That’s not my fault.

I said it once. You didn’t get it. Now you’re asking me again. That’s not my fault.

I’m not repeating things. I just don’t want to spend my life explaining the same thing over and over.