i am late

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You’re so late you might as well be giving birth to a goat in a taco shop.

I’m late because my pants exploded and I had to run to the nearest taco shop.

I’m late because I was stuck in a traffic jam of angry tacos.

I’m late because I got side-tracked by a goat wearing a sombrero.

Saying you're late when you're actually just creepy and weird.

I’m late because I was checking out this girl’s Instagram and she’s cute.

I’m late because I was following her and I don’t know how to stop.

I’m late because I posted a comment at 1 am and I don’t know why I did that.