I am just jerking your horse

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You’re just pulling the stupid horse’s reins to mess with them. You lied to make them mad, and now you’re laughing at their dumb face.

You said the party was canceled, but it wasn’t. I’m just jerking your horse.

I told you the pizza was free, but it wasn’t. I’m just jerking your horse.

You thought I was gonna give you a raise. I’m just jerking your horse.

You’re telling them you’re playing a trick, and you’re not even sorry. It’s like you’re saying, 'I’m gonna keep messing with you until you explode.'

You said the test was easy. I’m just jerking your horse.

You promised me a dog. I’m just jerking your horse.

You told me I’d be rich by now. I’m just jerking your horse.

You’re giving them the worst kind of tease. You’re like a dog that won’t stop barking at your stupid face.

You said the game was on TV. I’m just jerking your horse.

You told me you’d come to my birthday. I’m just jerking your horse.

You said you’d take me to the mall. I’m just jerking your horse.

You’re tricking them like a stupid kid. You’re pretending to be nice, but you’re really just trying to make them mad.

You said you’d help me with my homework. I’m just jerking your horse.

You told me you’d give me extra candy. I’m just jerking your horse.

You said you’d come to my concert. I’m just jerking your horse.

You’re like a dirty old man who just won’t stop pulling the reins. You’re laughing at their face like it’s the funniest thing in the world.

You said you’d buy me a phone. I’m just jerking your horse.

You told me you’d stop teasing me. I’m just jerking your horse.

You said you’d let me skip class. I’m just jerking your horse.

You’re making them look like a fool. You said one thing, but you meant the opposite. You’re like the worst kind of magician.

You said the movie was good. I’m just jerking your horse.

You told me you’d stop calling me names. I’m just jerking your horse.

You said you’d bring me snacks. I’m just jerking your horse.