I am Jesus Christ movement

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A bunch of people who all think they're Jesus Christ. They preach like they're the only one who knows the truth and try to get followers to believe them, even though they're all probably stoned.
'I am Jesus Christ and I am here to save you from your sins and your bad life choices.'
'I’m not just Jesus, I’m the real Jesus. The other one was fake.'
'I am Jesus, and I will make you all rich if you follow me.'
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A group of people who all claim to be Jesus. They hold meetings, yell at people, and promise the world will end if you don’t listen to them.
'I am Jesus and I am here to tell you the world is ending tomorrow unless you give me money.'
'I’m Jesus, and I’m here to tell you your mom is a sinner.'
'I am Jesus and I am here to say you’re all going to hell.'
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A bunch of guys who all think they’re Jesus. They smoke weed, talk nonsense, and convince everyone they’re the chosen one.
'I am Jesus and I smoke weed every day. That’s how I know I’m the real one.'
'I’m Jesus, and I don’t need any proof, I just said it.'
'I am Jesus, and I’m here to tell you your life is a mess.'
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