I am > I was

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21 Savage’s album is like the final level of a video game you’ve been playing for years, you’re finally ready to kick ass and take names. He went from a street rat to a full-blown king, and he’s not holding back.
I’m > I was, I’m the king now, you’re just a peasant.
Savage Mode was cool, but this album? That’s like getting a crown and a chainsaw.
He’s not just better, he’s like a boss with a side of disrespect.
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In the 80s, NYC kids used this to flex like they were the best version of themselves, like they were the king of the block and the school lunch lady owed them money.
I am > I was, I’m the king of the block now.
Used it in math class like it was a cheat code.
Said it after eating three hot dogs in one bite.
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Saying this sentence is like pressing a button that makes you do something so dumb, it’s like your brain died and came back just to embarrass you.
I am > I was, and now I’m dancing like a fool.
Said it during a Zoom meeting and started singing ‘Baby Shark.’
Used it to accidentally send a text to my mom’s ex.
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This is like saying you’re the final boss of your own life, and you’re not letting anyone else take the crown.
I am > I was, I’m the final boss now.
Said it after eating the last slice of pizza.
Used it to prove I was better than my brother.
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This phrase is like saying you’re broke, and you’re not just broke, you’re broke in a way that makes your bank account cry and your wallet roll over in pain.
I am > I was, and I’m broke like my bank account just got divorced.
Used it when I had no money and my friend had a hundred bucks.
Said it after I tried to buy a burger with a napkin.
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She’s Jisoo, and she’s just okay, but you’re not okay, you’re a mess, and you’re saying this like it’s the final exam of your life.
I am > I was, but Jisoo is just okay.
Used it when Jisoo looked better than me.
Said it in a group chat when she ignored me.
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This is when you’re so bored, you start screaming TikTok songs like you’re trying to wake up the ghost of your old self.
I am > I was, and I’m screaming like I’m in a TikTok competition.
Used it during a long car ride with no snacks.
Said it when my mom started singing along.
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