I am here because of Ashley

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You’re here because Ashley wouldn’t shut up about Obama. She talked so much about him, you had no choice but to show up.

I’m here because Ashley said Obama was the best president ever. I didn’t even know who he was.

Ashley kept texting me about the speech. I came to the rally just to make her stop.

I followed Ashley to the event. She said if I didn’t come, she’d tell my mom.

You’re here because Ashley’s love for Obama is so strong, it pulled you in like a black hole. You’re stuck.

Ashley’s Obama speeches were so loud, I had to come to the event just to escape the noise.

I got dragged into this because Ashley said Obama was going to save the world.

Ashley made me promise I’d be there. I didn’t have a chance to back out.

You’re here because Ashley wouldn’t stop talking about Obama. You’re not here for him. You’re here for her.

I came to the rally just so Ashley would stop texting me about Obama.

Ashley kept going on and on about the speech. I had to come just to shut her up.

I showed up because Ashley said if I didn’t, she’d embarrass me in front of everyone.