I am Groot

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3 views · Added 12d ago · 7 definitions

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what you say when your brain is fried and you can't think of anything else to say
My brain is melting and I just said 'I am Groot' because I had no idea what else to say.
He asked me what I wanted and I just said 'I am Groot' because I was too confused to answer.
She tried to explain the math problem and I just said 'I am Groot' because I was lost.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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I am Groot repeated so many times it sounds like a broken robot on a caffeine high
He kept saying 'I am Groot' so fast it felt like a robot on a caffeine high.
She texted 'I am Groot' 20 times in a row and I lost my mind.
He said 'I am Groot' so much I thought he was going to break.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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a long string of 'I am Groot' that sounds like someone is trying to annoy you to death
He sent me a message with 'I am Groot' repeated 20 times and I wanted to scream.
She said 'I am Groot' like 10 times in a row and I was about to lose it.
He yelled 'I am Groot' so much it felt like a curse.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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a loud and crazy version of 'I am Groot' that makes you want to run away
He shouted 'I am Groot!' so loud I thought my ears were going to pop.
She yelled 'I am Groot!' like a maniac and I wanted to hide.
He screamed 'I am Groot!' so crazy it was like a war cry.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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a messed-up version of 'I am Groot' that sounds like someone is typing with one finger
He typed 'I am groot' so slow it felt like he was doing it with one finger.
She said 'I am groot' with weird spacing and I was confused.
He messaged 'I am groot' like he had no idea how to type properly.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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a messed-up and repeated version of 'I am Groot' that sounds like a confused toddler
He said 'I am groot' with weird capitalization and it was so confusing.
She texted 'I am groot' in all caps and it made no sense.
He repeated 'I am groot' with random spacing and I was lost.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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a manly and dramatic way to finish a sexual move where you say 'I... Am... GROOT' like you're the king of the universe
He said 'I... Am... GROOT' right before he finished and it was so dramatic.
She screamed 'I... Am... GROOT' like it was the end of the world.
He yelled 'I... Am... GROOT' like he was the king of everything.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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