I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left VErmillion Border Back

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I will lose my mind if I don’t get my left Vermillion Border back
My left Vermillion Border is my sanity. No border, no brain.
I’ll scream in the streets if I don’t get that border back.
I am one tweet away from a full-blown meltdown.
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I will go full retard if I don’t get my left Vermillion Border back
No left Vermillion Border = I’m just a sad, confused blob.
I’ll be sitting in a corner eating crayons if I lose that border.
I’ll start talking to my plants if I don’t get that border back.
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I will die in a ditch if I don’t get my left Vermillion Border back
I’d rather be dead in a ditch than lose my left Vermillion Border.
I’ll be a ditch ghost if I don’t get that border back.
Left Vermillion Border = life. No border = ditch death.
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I will throw my left Vermillion Border in the trash if I don’t get it back
I’ll toss my Vermillion Border in the trash if I don’t get it back.
Trash time. Border time.
No border = trash. Trash = me.
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I will pee my pants if I don’t get my left Vermillion Border back
I’ll be a puddle of shame if I don’t get that border back.
No left Vermillion Border = no dignity. No dignity = peeing my pants.
I’ll be crying and peeing if I don’t get that border.
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I will beat my left Vermillion Border with a stick if I don’t get it back
I’ll beat that border with a stick if I don’t get it back.
Border beating time. Stick time.
Stick or border? I pick stick if I don’t get my border.
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