I am getting head

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head is when some stupid person licks your cock like it’s a goddamn ice cream cone and you’re just sitting there like a dumbass
my cousin got head in the bathroom and cried because it was so good
i asked for head and the guy gave me a tongue bath i’ll never forget
my mom says she got head once and it was the best day of her life
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getting head is like having someone take a big wet noodle and put it in your pants while you’re trying to watch tv
i got head while my brother was playing xbox and he didn’t even notice
my girlfriend gave me head and i dropped my phone in the toilet
i was eating pizza and someone gave me head and now i’m full in more ways than one
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head is when someone goes to town on your junk like it’s the last meal of their life and you’re just there for the show
i got head and it was so good i forgot my own name
my dad got head and he started singing show tunes
i gave my friend head and he now thinks he’s a rockstar
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