i am full of sandvich

They’re not just coming for the sauce, they’re coming for your dignity and your face.

I’m full of sandwich, and they want the sauce so bad they’ll probably punch me.

They’re not even here yet, and I can already feel the sauce being stolen from my soul.

They’re coming for the sauce, and I’m just here to watch the chaos.

They’re so hungry for the sauce they might start a fight in the middle of the lunchroom.

They’re not even full, and they’re already screaming about the sauce.

They’re coming for the sauce, and they’re not even ashamed to take it from my plate.

They’re so desperate for the sauce they might eat my sandwich like it’s their last meal.

I’m full of sandwich, and they’re already plotting to steal my sauce.