i am fine

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What men say when they're about to get roasted by a woman who's been waiting for the perfect moment to drop a bomb.

'I am fine', said by my ex right before she called me a clumsy chump in front of my whole family.

'I am fine', said by my brother right before my mom told him he was a disgrace.

'I am fine', said by my coworker right before he got yelled at for messing up my boss's coffee.

The classic lie that always leads to a woman proving she's the strongest person in the room.

'I am fine', said by my friend before she made me eat a whole pizza by myself.

'I am fine', said by my neighbor before she yelled at the mailman for taking too long.

'I am fine', said by my dad before he got called out for eating my mom's soup.

A man’s way of saying he’s about to be humiliated in the most public way possible.

'I am fine', said by my brother before he got called a loser in front of the whole school.

'I am fine', said by my friend before he lost a bet and had to wear a chicken costume.

'I am fine', said by my dad before he got told he was a disgrace by my mom.

What men say when they’re trying to hide the fact they’re about to get publicly embarrassed.

'I am fine', said by my friend before he had to dance with a chicken at the party.

'I am fine', said by my coworker before he had to sing karaoke for the whole office.

'I am fine', said by my dad before he had to wrestle my uncle in front of everyone.

A man’s way of pretending he doesn’t know he’s about to get roasted.

'I am fine', said by my friend before he got called a chicken for losing the bet.

'I am fine', said by my brother before he had to eat a whole pie by himself.

'I am fine', said by my neighbor before he got yelled at by my mom for taking too long with the mail.

What men say when they think they’re safe, but they’re actually about to get destroyed.

'I am fine', said by my dad before he got called a disgrace by my mom.

'I am fine', said by my friend before he had to sing a song in front of the whole school.

'I am fine', said by my neighbor before he got yelled at for eating my mom’s soup.