I am Fast As Fuck Boi

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You’re moving so fast it makes the calculator cry and Big Shaq look sad
I ran past you like you were stuck in traffic
I beat you to the pizza before the cheese even melted
I got there before the traffic light even blinked
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You’re so fast even the calculator gets jealous and Big Shaq starts a fight
I sprinted so fast you thought I was a robot
I got to the game before the music started
I made it to the snack bar before the snack even came out
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You’re flying so fast it makes the calculator dizzy and Big Shaq throw up
I ran so fast you heard my feet screaming
I got to the party before the DJ showed up
I was there before the coffee even brewed
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