I am dead in this bitch

I was dead in this bitch like a grilled cheese sandwich that got left in the oven too long

I went limp in her like a deflated balloon

I was so dead in this bitch I could’ve been used as a pillow

I was dead in this bitch like a zombie after a 24-hour marathon

I was so dead in this bitch I could’ve fallen asleep during a fire alarm

I was dead in this bitch like a couch after a long day of being sat on