Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

If someone says they're dead, they're probably actually dead. Or they're just really stupid.

My dog said I'm dead after I dropped a sandwich on the floor.

My sister said she's dead after I told her she looked like a raccoon.

My mom said she's dead after I ate her favorite cookie.

2

When someone says 'I'm dead,' they probably did something so bad that their parents are going to kill them.

I said I'm dead after I spilled soda on my teacher's desk.

My friend said I'm dead after I told his crush he was ugly.

I said I'm dead after I broke my brother's phone.

3

When you're inside a girl and you go limp like a wet noodle. You're dead, and you probably shouldn't be doing that.

I was dead during lunch because I was stuck inside my crush.

I was dead during math class because I was inside my friend.

I was dead during gym because I was stuck inside my crush.

4

When you're so tired you wish you were already dead.

I said I'm dead after staying up all night playing video games.

My friend said she's dead after walking to school in the snow.

I said I'm dead after eating ten burgers.

5

You're dead, but you're still hanging out here. You're probably just being a drama queen.

I said I'm dead, but I was still hanging out with my friends.

My friend said she was dead, but she was still eating ice cream.

I said I was dead, but I was still watching YouTube.

6

You're dead, but you're not dead yet. You're just waiting for the perfect moment to die.

I'm dead, but I'm waiting for the perfect time to die.

My friend is dead, but he's waiting for the perfect time to die.

I'm dead, but I'm waiting for the perfect time to die.

7

When you're trying to say 'dead' but you just said 'the dead.' You're a total idiot.

I said 'the dead' instead of 'I'm dead.'

My friend said 'the dead' instead of 'I'm dead.'

I said 'the dead' after I broke my mom's favorite plate.