I am cool not you

You tried to flex at lunch and I saw you eat a sandwich like it was a trophy

You said you were going to the concert and I said I was the concert

You DM'd me and I replied with a photo of my cat wearing a crown

You posted a status about your mom and I posted a meme about space aliens

You tried to be cool by talking about your dog and I talked about my spaceship

You asked me how I was and I said 'I'm cool, you're just a Facebook ghost'

You tried to be cool by eating a burrito and I ate a burrito and it was a battle

You said you were cool and I said you were just a sad human

You tried to flex and I flexed harder with a burrito in my hand

You said you were cool and I said I was cool and you were just a loser

You tried to be cool and I was already cool and you were still a loser

You said I was a loser and I said you were a loser squared

You said you were cool and I said you were just a human who thought they mattered

You tried to be cool and I said you were just a human who needed a nap

You said you mattered and I said you were just a human who needed a better life

You tried to be cool by wearing a hat and I wore a hat and it was a hat war

You said you were cool and I said you were just a human who tried too hard

You tried to be cool and I just was cool and you were still trying