I am complete (02/03/2025).

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A human who can't stop thinking about butt infections and smells like a rotting septic tank.

I'm gonna die from this abscess. I'm complete.

My butt is so infected I can't sit down. I'm complete.

I just stared at my butt for 10 minutes. I'm complete.

A person so deep in their butt hole they might as well be living there full time.

I'm living in my butt. I'm complete.

My abscess is my home now. I'm complete.

I can't leave my toilet. I'm complete.

A human who thinks their butt is the most important thing on Earth and talks to it like it's a best friend.

My butt is my best friend. I'm complete.

I just had a 15-minute conversation with my butt. I'm complete.

My abscess is my soulmate. I'm complete.