I am cold

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I don't care if everyone sees me shivering like a lost dog but I'm moving to a place where it doesn't snow and I'll punch anyone who tries to stop me.
I'm freezing but I'm still going to the mall. You can't stop me.
I'm walking through the snow like it's my enemy and I'm going to beat it up.
I'm so cold I'm thinking about stealing a coat from a rich kid.
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I'm so cold I'd rather fight a bear than stand outside and I'm going to do it even if I have to yell at my mom.
I'm going to the park even if I have to fight a bear to get there.
I'm cold enough to beat up my brother just to warm up.
I'll go outside and fight a snowman if it means I won't be cold anymore.
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I don't care if I'm freezing my ass off I'm going to a warmer place and I'll curse every person who tries to stop me.
I'm walking to the store even if I'm turning into an ice cube.
I'm going to the warm place and I'll cuss out my neighbor if he tries to stop me.
I'm so cold I'm thinking about stealing a blanket from my dad.
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