i am chocolate

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a person who gets a hard-on every time they see a black man and acts like they’re rich even though they’re broke

Hey bro, I’m chocolate and I just came from the gym with a black guy who looked like he was about to pay me.

I’m chocolate, I can take a hit and still save money for my next meal.

I’m chocolate and I just turned down a free pizza because I wanted to save money for my phone bill.

a fake rich person who can’t tell the difference between a $20 bill and a $200 bill, but still thinks they’re the king of the block

I’m chocolate, I can spend $5 on a snack but still think I’m king of the block.

I’m chocolate and I just spent $5 on a snack but still think I’m king of the block.

I’m chocolate and I still think I’m king of the block even though I can’t afford my own snacks.