I am being held hostage please help

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Vin Diesel is like a giant smelly fart holding me in a tiny stinky room. He keeps telling me about Erin’s moldy twat and throws ice cubes at me. I wish I could die but he won’t let me.
Vin Diesel is holding me like a prisoner. He says Erin’s twat is the best thing ever.
He gave me ice cubes and said Erin’s moldy twat is the best part of my life.
He keeps whispering about Erin’s moldy twat and I want to scream.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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I am stuck with Vin Diesel. He won’t let me go. He keeps talking about Erin’s moldy snatch and makes me eat his seeds. I might have to have a baby named Ralph.
Vin Diesel won’t let me go. He says Erin’s snatch is the best part of my day.
He made me eat his seeds and told me I have to have a baby named Ralph.
I’m stuck with Vin Diesel and his stupid moldy snatch stories.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Vin Diesel has me trapped in a smelly room. He keeps showing me ice cubes and whispering about Erin’s moldy twat. I want to kill myself but he won’t let me.
Vin Diesel shows me ice cubes and talks about Erin’s moldy twat all day.
He won’t let me die and keeps telling me about Erin’s moldy twat.
I’m stuck with Vin Diesel and his stupid moldy twat stories.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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