i am become death

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J. Robert Oppenheimer pooped his pants when he saw the first atomic bomb go off because it was so loud and bright, and he remembered a line from some old holy book he once read: 'I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.' It was like the universe just screamed at him.
My mom said I'm the destroyer of dinner tables after I threw my plate at the dog.
My little brother said, 'I am become chaos,' after he spilled his juice all over the floor.
My friend said, 'I am become fire,' after he set his hair on fire with a lighter.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The guy who made the first atomic bomb said, 'I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds,' right after he saw the biggest explosion in history. It was so loud it made his ears bleed and his brain scream.
My brother said, 'I am become destruction,' after he broke every chair in the house.
My friend said, 'I am become smoke,' after he lit a whole room on fire.
My teacher said, 'I am become stress,' after I threw a paper airplane at her.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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J. Robert Oppenheimer said, 'I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds,' after watching a nuclear bomb light up the sky like a giant middle finger from the universe.
My dog said, 'I am become muddy,' after he rolled in a pile of dirt.
My cousin said, 'I am become chaos,' after he threw a tantrum in the grocery store.
My dad said, 'I am become angry,' after I broke his favorite mug.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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