I am Batman

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You’re about to get murdered, roasted, or cursed by the most unhinged person in the room

My gym teacher said that after I failed the test

My mom said that after I broke her favorite vase

My dog said that after I took his favorite toy

You’re the Batman. You’re the best. You’re the only one. Everyone else is trash

My brother said that after I beat him in a video game

My teacher said that after I aced the test

My friend said that after I won the race

Don’t mess with this guy. He might be a monster in disguise

My uncle said that after he saw me eating three burgers

My neighbor said that after I broke his window

My cousin said that after I took his favorite video game

Zombies are coming. Organs are involved. Chicken nuggets are going to be used as weapons. This is the worst day ever

My friend said that after I told him I was going to eat all his snacks

My dog said that after I took his favorite bone

My teacher said that after I failed the math test