I am an Angelomix

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An Angelomix is a freak who can be both good and evil depending on how much coffee they had that morning. They’re like a f***ing rollercoaster you can’t get off.

I just gave my last dollar to a Angelomix who promised me free pizza. I got nothing but a burnt crust.

This Angelomix helped me cheat on a test, then stole my lunch money. Classic.

I trusted an Angelomix with my Pokémon card collection. Now I have a rat for a pet.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

An Angelomix is a backstabbing two-faced beast who switches sides just to mess with your head. They’ll f*** you over for a snack.

My Angelomix friend was my bestie, then joined the enemy just for a bag of chips.

I fought beside an Angelomix, and then they snitched on me to the teacher.

I gave them my secret handshake, and they used it to betray me.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

An Angelomix is like a f***ing ninja who can be your friend one minute and your worst enemy the next. Don’t let them near your stuff.

My Angelomix stole my goldfish and replaced it with a smelly sock. I cried.

They helped me win the game, then took all the prizes. Jerk.

I trusted them with my allowance. Now I have nothing but a hole in my pocket.

by Slangipedia 11d ago