I am a Twig

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Caleb’s life is like a twig, thin, weak, and always getting stepped on

Caleb: I’m just a twig, man. You stepped on me twice today.

Caleb, in a DM: I’m not even a branch. I’m a twig. You don’t even notice me.

Caleb, at lunch: I’m so tiny, I’m basically a twig. You can’t even see me.

Caleb is so useless, he’s just a twig that breaks when you look at it

Caleb: I tried to hold up my backpack. It broke me. I’m just a twig.

Caleb, in a tweet: My spine is a twig. It can’t take no more stress.

Caleb, to his mom: I’m not a twig. I’m just a broken twig.

Caleb is like a twig, you can’t even use him for kindling

Caleb: I tried to light a fire with my hair. It didn’t work. I’m just a twig.

Caleb, in a group chat: I’m not even a matchstick. I’m a twig. I can’t even help you start a fire.

Caleb, in a video: I tried to be useful. I’m just a twig. I’m not even good for fires.