I AM A SURGEON !!

Bro says he's a surgeon but his beard looks like a war zone.

He claims to be a surgeon but can't even stitch his own sock.

He told me he's a surgeon, but his coffee cup has more stitches than his patients.

He walks into the room with a stethoscope and a dream, and calls it surgery.

He tried to operate on my dog and it looked like a wrestling match.

He told me he's a surgeon, but he can't tell a heartbeat from a heartbeat.

He tried to grill a steak and it looked like a battlefield.

He said he's a surgeon, but his meat is tougher than his patients.

He tried to cut his meat and it looked like he was trying to slice through concrete.