I Am A Rock

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A loud song by Simon and Garfunkel about being a grumpy hermit who hates life and everyone in it.
I listen to this song when my mom tries to talk to me.
This song is my anthem when I refuse to leave my room.
My brother blasted this song when he got suspended from school.
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A song that screams, "I don’t care about you, I’m just here to be annoyed and lonely."
This song is on repeat when I’m mad at my friends.
I texted this song to my ex when he broke up with me.
My dog howled when I played this song at full volume.
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A very dramatic song that sounds like a guy who got dumped by his girlfriend and now lives in a cave.
I played this song when I got grounded for a week.
My cousin sang this song at my birthday party and no one liked it.
This song is my mood when I fail a test.
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A song that says, "I’m not going to talk to you, I’m just going to sit here and be a stubborn rock."
I blasted this song when my teacher yelled at me.
This song is my background music when I ignore my little brother.
I sent this song to my friend when he won’t reply to my texts.
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A song that’s like a middle finger to the whole world, shouted from a cave by a guy who’s never had a good day.
I listened to this song when I got a bad grade.
This song was playing when I got kicked out of the house.
I texted this song to my mom when she yelled at me.
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A song that’s basically a guy saying, "I don’t want to be happy, I just want to be a rock and never feel anything."
I play this song when I don’t want to go to school.
My little brother played this song when he was grounded.
I listened to this song when I failed my math test.
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