Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It means your whole life is a big fat lie and you’ll keep lying until you’re dead

I told my mom I got an A, but I actually failed. I am a lie.

He said he had a job, but he’s been eating tacos for three years. I am a lie.

She promised she’d come to the party, but she’s still in bed. I am a lie.

2

You're so full of lies that you're not even real anymore

I said I’d clean my room, but it's still a mess. I am a lie.

He told me he'd pay me back, but he's broke. I am a lie.

She said she’d be here in five minutes, but it's been an hour. I am a lie.

3

It's when you're so bad at telling the truth that you might as well be a fake person

I said I'd finish my homework, but I'm still watching Netflix. I am a lie.

He told me he'd stop eating pizza, but he’s still eating it. I am a lie.

She said she’d stop texting me, but she texted me 20 times. I am a lie.

4

You're so fake that even your lies are fake

I said I'd get a job, but I'm still working at the pizza place. I am a lie.

He said he'd lose weight, but he gained 10 pounds. I am a lie.

She said she’d stop being a drama queen, but she’s still crying over a broken pencil. I am a lie.

5

You’re so full of lies that you might as well be a used toilet

I said I’d be on time, but I was late again. I am a lie.

He said he’d stop being lazy, but he’s still sleeping. I am a lie.

She said she’d stop eating my snacks, but she ate all of them. I am a lie.

6

You’re such a fake that your lies are like expired milk

I said I’d go to bed early, but I was up till 2 a. m. I am a lie.

He said he’d stop being a crybaby, but he cried over a broken crayon. I am a lie.

She said she’d stop being a drama queen, but she cried over a broken pencil. I am a lie.