i am a hacker

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What you yell when you're about to get banned from every site ever.

I am a hacker. Watch me get 30 bans in one day.

I am a hacker. I just deleted the internet.

I am a hacker. I'm gonna make your mom cry.

What you say when you're too dumb to know you're getting caught.

I am a hacker. I just hacked the FBI. (they're watching me now.)

I am a hacker. I put a virus in my teacher's coffee.

I am a hacker. I'm gonna get suspended for this.

What you say when you think you're cool but everyone else is laughing at you.

I am a hacker. I'm the best. (no one believes me.)

I am a hacker. I just hacked the school's Wi-Fi. (it's broken now.)

I am a hacker. I made the principal's computer say 'you're dumb.'