I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.

'I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.', said to a kid who kept arguing about why he was the best at recess.

'You think you’re real? I’m the dream you had after eating too much pizza.', said to someone who kept talking about their imaginary friend.

Used in a DM to a classmate who kept bragging about their imaginary pet.

'I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.', shouted at a kid who thought they were the king of the lunch table.

Used in a tweet after someone bragged about their imaginary friend on TikTok.

Sent in a group chat to shut down a kid who kept pretending they had a dragon for a pet.

'I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.', said to a kid who kept claiming they had a magical sword.

Used in a text to a classmate who kept lying about being a superhero.

Shouted in the hallway to someone who thought they were the main character of everyone’s life.